The Barber of Seville

Woody is standing outside the Seville Barber Shop looking at the ads. Wanting a \"victory haircut\", he decides to enter the shop only to find the owner has stepped out for a physical. Woody decides to cut his own hair (\"I cut my own teeth\") but unfortunately is mistaken for the owner when two other customers enter, one an Indian who wants a quick shampoo and the other, a construction worker who wants \"the whole works\" and, unfortunately, gets it.